Lazy Pug

When I adopted Sasha, I never expected to make money. However, I also did not expect to spend as much money as I have. You see, despite the Superpug facade we use online, Sasha is the canine equivilant of that sickly kid in school - you know, the one with the leg braces and head gear and asthma inhaler. The one who makes it so no one can bring a single peanut butter M&M to school for fear of severe allergic reaction. She is, as my mom puts it, "prone".

After her $850 stint in K9 ICU two summers ago, I started having conversations with Sasha about perhaps helping me recoup the thousands of dollars I've spent on her health, upkeep, entertainment, etc. We've watched Dogs With Jobs and had long discussions about how Eddie on Frasier earns his people thousands of dollars just for sitting on a sofa for half an hour a week. We've discussed her skills and how to best market them. We even picked out her most professional looking bandana for interviews.

However, when I got home today, I got the distinct impression she had not taken our talks seriously. I hope she didn't order anything on PPV.