Madam Scarlette: Pug Psychic

Sasha is busy sleeping in a sunbeam (Why does it keep moving? Why?), but we are fortunate enough to have a special guest writer today. Please welcome Madam Scarlette who joins us today from her gypsy tent located deep in the mysterious and haunted woods of North Dakota. Madam Scarlette's inner eye has 20/20 vision and she is deeply gifted in the art of wrinklistry.




Our second guest of today is Riley


We showed Madam Scarlette Riley's photo, and here is what she had to say"

My son, your handsome face reveals much about you. Your deep nose roll indicates a deep thinker, a philosopher - you spend much time pondering serious dilemmas, such as how to open the fridge door. Your rest line sits perpendicular to your nose roll - you rest well and are not troubled by these dilemmas while you sleep. You also have a well-developed hunger spot on your forehead - are your people feeding you enough? More treats are definitely needed to satiate you. I see no child lines - stud service is not in your future, but your eye lines indicate you are and will continue to be blessed with many friends of different breeds and species.